What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:08

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.